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DOSSIER: The 10 crazy things that a smoker can do!

DOSSIER: The 10 crazy things that a smoker can do!

Before we were vapers, we were mostly cigarette smokers. Looking back, you might smile about it, but remember the crazy things you could be willing to do for a cigarette. The addiction is so strong that we no longer even realize our behavior. Here are the 10 craziest things you could do as a smoker.

 


1) THE EVENING AND SUNDAY GALLERY ...


We've all known that! To meet up one evening or worse on a Sunday and realize that we have nothing more to smoke! And there we start looking for a solution ... Night grocery store, bars, friends ... We even find ourselves able to do several tens of kilometers at times not possible only in order to find a cigarette! Come to think of it, there's a lot to smile about ...

 


2) THE FAMOUS "STEAK", A STORY OF NOT TO LOSE A CRUMB!


Why waste a crumb of the pleasure that we had when we can put out our "cigarette" by making a "steak" (by stopping the burning of the cigarette sharply). So instead of throwing our cigarettes away, we cut them to relight them later, of course keeping that horrible smell of infamous cold tobacco (often a strong smell of urine). A lot of smokers do this in order to save their cigarettes, when you think about it now, we were really disgusting ...

 


3) DO YOU HAVE A CIGARETTE? NO NOT GOOD !!


To annoy and be annoyed, that is the motto of the smoker! There are those who spend their time crying out for fire or cigarettes and those who are fed up with giving away half of their packs every day. In the meantime, when the smoker feels the galley, he is generally not ashamed to cry in all passers-by like a drug addict looking for a dose. Less funny it can even end in aggression ... Now the answer is clear: "I have no fire but I have a battery if you want!" "

 


4) RECOVER THE MÉGOTS? A HONEST WELL DIFFICULT TO ASSUMATE!


Some will assume it, others will not, but the lack could have pushed us to do some rather ... surprising things ... And the worst of all is perhaps that of recovering the butts in the ashtray to recover the remaining tobacco in order to roll a new cigarette. I'm sure that with hindsight, it will make a lot of people laugh who will say to themselves: "Yeah .. It's true that I did that ...". We will not talk about the extreme, which will consist squarely in picking up butts in the street.

 


5) AND ALL CA? CAN WE SMOKE IT ALSO?


Also in the “galère et compagnie” collection, we find the various attempts to find a substitute for tobacco. In the list of musts, we will find herbs from Provence, lavender (beware that it hurts), thyme, hay ... But it also works with the search for a paper substitute with A4 sheets, toilet paper, greaseproof paper, the corn leaf (see the photo)… But what the fool we could be with this cigarette!

 


6) BIG CONSUMER? NO… I SMOKE UNTIL THE FILTER!


This is not the case for everyone, but how many people have you seen smoking their cigarettes up to the filter so that you can be sure not to waste a puff. Even if it means burning your fingers ... your lips ... It was okay because it was worth it! We were berserk, I'm telling you!

 


7) BROKEN CIGARETTE? WET CIGARETTE? NO PROBLEM !


A cigarette is broken? We're going to throw it away! But no…. Especially not ! We were ready to do anything to repair it, whether it was through collages with other sheets or outright with tape for the most violent. If it's wet? No problem, we dry it even if after that it has a suspicious color and an even more disgusting taste. "You must not spoil" as a certain football coach said.

 


8) THE SUPERTITIOUS CIGARETTE! IT WILL BRING ME LUCK AND LONG LIFE!


Everyone knows the concept! We turn the first cigarette in the pack and smoke it last. Who has never made this stupid gesture thinking that it will bring him luck and happiness ... It seems so logical to poison yourself and hope that in addition it helps us in life ... It is indeed crazy but above all stupid on our side !

 


9) I SMOKE BUT I DO NOT BIND PERSON!


We must admit, being a smoker, we did not seem to disturb the non-smokers around us. And when we now realize the smell it causes and the distance at which it is felt .. There is something to realize that we were wrong! And what about cigarettes on the ground, in the street, on the beaches… Everyone can say what they want, 98% of smokers are totally uninterested in the pollution they can cause.

 


10) AMAZED BY NEW POISONS ON SALE!


Magnificent ! A new package that opens on the side, with a freshness tab, a mint clip-on ball, a black color and a vanilla aftertaste! Who has not been amazed by the increasingly harmful and stupid new products that are offered by tobacco shops. Thinner, longer, wider ... It's still sad to be to the point of saying to yourself "well, we're going to take the new package to poison ourselves even more with texture agents!" "


In short, you will understand friends, we were completely crazy to adopt such practices and personally I am very happy to think back to those past moments by saying to myself "But what could I have been addicted to and stupid ! ". Today we are vapers and it's better like that!


 

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